If you happened to catch this NAKED moment of mine, what could you have said or done to make me blush most?

It wasn't funny at the time, but I guess now 2 years later I can find a little humor in this.





My family used to have a house by the countryside...one day I accidentally stepped on fire ants, and they started crawling through all my clothes. I had to strip EVERYTHING off, and run about a mile back to my house!





Thankfully nobody was there to see this (i am very SHY), but it was in BROAD DAYLIGHT and there was a road right behind me that nobody ever used.





If you had been driving down that road that afternoon and saw me running back to my house...in the alltogether...and knew i was okay, what would you say or do to make me BLUSH the most?If you happened to catch this NAKED moment of mine, what could you have said or done to make me blush most?
i'd be blushing too much to make you blush at all.. *blushes at question*If you happened to catch this NAKED moment of mine, what could you have said or done to make me blush most?
You sure got BIG BALLS running naked !
';umm.... that was random';
';Grandma, did you forget to take your medication again?';
come on now at least cup it!!! ure gonna tear something!
ha! nice groin!
You were finally caught with her. Hope she's not burning your clothes right now!!!! Glad I have a cell phone, your pic has been emailed to ';i-caught'; and all the local TV news people. Your a star!!!!!





Hope this helps.
I wouldn't have been able to say anything I would have been laughing so much!